Halloween Humor
You'll be the hit of the Halloween party with these monstrously funny (and corny) jokes! Try some out on your little goblins or have kids come up with a few of their own ghoulish giggles.
Why do vampires brush their teeth regularly? To avoid bat breath
Where do Ghosts go sailing? Lake Eeerie
What do vampire sailors call their ships? Blood Vessels
Why was the witch thrown out of school? She couldn't learn to spell.
What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin
Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are much too heavy
When do werewolf children stay home from school? On a howl-iday
What is a ghost's favorite party game? Hide and shriek
What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo-boo
Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank
What's a ghost's favorite street? A dead end or boo-levard
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck!
What do mummies listen to at parties? Wrap music
What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare RIbs
More Halloween Humor: Hosting a Halloween party? Why not play these super silly, totally hysterical Halloween Mad Libs story games! They're sure to be the hit of the party!
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Mad Libs
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The Little Ones Halloween Special
There's a chill in the air, and that can only mean one thing to little children. Halloween is coming soon! The Little Ones Halloween Special is here to assist with your Halloween preparations. Check out our selection of Halloween theme parties & games, spooky books, haunting Halloween recipes, Halloween jokes and more! Whether you are trick or treating with your little ones, hosting a Halloween party or just getting into the "spirit" of the holiday, our Halloween feature can help your family have a happy and safe Halloween!
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